The jokes
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Memes
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
The fucking cat!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.