The jokes
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Memes
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
What the fuck?
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?