The jokes

What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple got chosen.

The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."

Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!

A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.

He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.

What did the orphan say to the other?

"Robin, get the Batmobile!"

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I do not know.

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

'Cause there was a crack!

God: Why is the teenager so short?

Angel: I don't know.

God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"

Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."

God: No, I didn't!

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?

What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?