The jokes
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
Memes
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.