The jokes
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Memes
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
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What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
Yellow is the best.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!