The jokes
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Memes
A bass drum is the boss.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
The joke is me.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
There were three cats. The first cat said, "Meow." The second cat said, "Meow." The third cat said, "Meow meow." Then the first cat said, "Don't change the subject!"
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?