The jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

Cotton gets picked.

America

And together we will make America great again.

You were never great in the first place.

Penny

What do you call the middle of a penny?

A center (get it? Cent-er).

Memes

Dick

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.

Orphan

Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?

'Cause none of them have a home button.

Orphan

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

Puma

What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*

Them: Puma

ā€œPuma balls in yo mouth.ā€

Candle

I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

Yo mama

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Uranus

Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?

Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.

Plane

Why were the people in 911 devastated?

They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

People

People who are annoying. There are two of them.

1. Capet.

2. Akeld.

The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan CalerendiĆ” comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!