The jokes

Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!

Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!

Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!

I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.

Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

Treon: We can't!

Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."

What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.

Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?

A: Open up its little legs.

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?

2) Where did all the orphans go?

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!

A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"

Student: What's the best thing in the world?

Teacher: I don't know what.

Student: Hard rock cock.

Your life is the joke.

When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.

Why does the Sun go to school?

Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.

Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!

I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!

We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).

What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.