The jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! šš
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Memes
It's still depression, by the way.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
Why canāt the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Whatās the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
āPuma balls in yo mouth.ā
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan CalerendiĆ” comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!