The jokes
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Memes
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
It's still depression, by the way.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.