The jokes
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
Memes
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!