The jokes
I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD
PS free sex at my name
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Memes
Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
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(I'm a girl btw)
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Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!