The jokes
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Memes
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
The Twin Towers.