The jokes
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
Memes
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.