The jokes
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Memes
It says the truth
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.