The jokes
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
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What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
Memes
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.