The jokes

Wolf

Wolf looks like a fox.

It has the sharpest claws.

It has a bushy tail.

To eat, it doesn't fail.

It has a coat of red.

My grandmother has said,

It hunts in search of food.

It is never, never good!

Brother

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

Memes

Remote

Why did the school go remote?

Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!

Steak

Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?

Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.

Farmer's Wife: Why?

Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.

Waiter

The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"

Whale

Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!!! 😂

Gulag

When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"

Dad

My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.

Side

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.

Love

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

Gay

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

Sex

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

Princess

Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.