The jokes
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Tis the season to be spooky.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Memes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Read the comments.
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.