The jokes

"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."

Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?

Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.

Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.

Yo mama so fat!

She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

What is not the definition of prostitution?

A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?

They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.

What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?

Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

"Echhh!"