The jokes

Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?

A: He believes in the second cumming.

So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.

The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"

Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.

What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

"You're too young to smoke!"

That's not even a bad joke-

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

Look in the mirror.

You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

What did the glove say to his girlfriend?

I glove you!

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

People with bad past end up creating the worst future...

What did the wall say to the wall?

"Meet you at the corner."

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰

Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.