The jokes
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Stop the orphan jokes!
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
Memes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!