The jokes
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What's the difference between a duck?
Memes
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.