The jokes
Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
Memes
What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
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Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.