The jokes
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
😳 😳 😳 what can a physically handicapped ♿ 👬 👨 👨 gay man can do better than a physically handicapped ♿ bisexual man 👨 👩 👨 🤔 when his 👄 mouth is wide open 😍 when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's 🚹 restroom 🚻 at a rest 😴 area 😴 suck the chrome of a tall pipe 👄
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.