The jokes

Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."

What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why were the twin towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same!

Two old people sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep." The other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times."

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me.

Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together.

Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house.

Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me?

Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house.

Police: ... Child: 😊

Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*

The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.

So I treat everyone like garbage.

Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.

Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.

You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.

What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.

I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.

DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.

SON: Why?

DAD: You're going to need them.

what did the banana say to the banana?

"u look a-pealing"

What did the blind man fight in the bar?

The coat rack.

What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?

My dick.

Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.