The jokes
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
Memes
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!