The jokes
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a ๐ฆ.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! ๐ฑ๐
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because itโs the only way theyโll ever get love.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."