The jokes
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Memes
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.