The jokes
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.