The jokes
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
A man and a woman are watching clouds together. The man says, “Hey, that one looks like a giraffe!” The woman agrees and says, “That one looks like an elephant!” The man sits up and says, “That one looks like a mushroom.”
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Memes
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
What did one pillow say to the other?
Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
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