The jokes

A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.

After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.

And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"

God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"

An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?

The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.

Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?

Because it was a family restaurant!

My mom told me to clean the sink, but I couldn’t find you.

Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.

Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.

I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨‍🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.

It's about bottling.

It's about crying.

I stay finished, I fake retire.

Put in the diving.

Put in the ghosting

And take my fake trophies.

Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)

A cat in the desert be like:

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"

Why don't orphans play Minecraft?

Because Technoblade is on the platform.

What did the feather say to his wife?

You light my day.

What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?

Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.

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Why did the penis go fly?

Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.

I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.

What game do emo kids hate the most?

Life.

What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.

Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.