The jokes
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Memes
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
What did the steak say to the other steak?
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!