The jokes
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂