The jokes
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Memes
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.