The jokes
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Memes
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.