The jokes

What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?

THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)

What did the steak say to the other steak?

What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?

A trash can doesn't rage.

Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer:

The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."

My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."

What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?

THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.

Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Hello, I am Alan Shawn Feinstein. I would like to know who the owner of this website "worstjokesever.com" is.

I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.

Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

What are two things you could call a fart?

"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"

Why did the tomato blush?

Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

'Cause they were using fowl language!

During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.