The jokes

Woman

Did you know that most women are left-handed?

That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.

Prison

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

Text

BREAKING NEWS

All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.

Doctor

A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”

The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”

Part

What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?

You end up doing all the work.

Phone

So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!

Rapeboat

Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.

Mouth

What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?

Nothing, they both spout shit.

Poker

Why do butts always win at poker?

They always hold the best PAIRS!

Booty

Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?

It couldn't stay on track.

Booty

Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?

It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.

Chair

Why did the chair file a restraining order?

The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!

Dick

Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.

Booty

What did the booty say when it was asked to help?

"I've got your backside covered!"

Lawyer

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

Rope

Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?

Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈