The jokes
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.