The jokes
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
Memes
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.