The jokes
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)
I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!