The jokes
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
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My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
Memes
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.