The jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

Quote Of The Day:

It's okay to struggle.

It's not okay to give up.

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.

My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!

Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.

Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Jared from Subway touches the youth.

I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!

Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!

Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.

The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.