The jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Memes
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.