The jokes
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"