The jokes
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.