The jokes
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
Memes
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
This joke here is the worst.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣