The jokes
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
Memes
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"