The jokes
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.