The jokes
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Memes
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!