The jokes
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Memes
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.