The jokes

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Squirrel: I got a joke.

Dog: What the hell is it?

Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.

What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.

The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.

The dolphin did it on porpoise.

I for the class?

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.

Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.

What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.

Who's the cutest president in the world?

Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕

I was going to join the debating team.

... but someone talked me out of it.

Why was the computer late to work?

Because it had a hard drive!

How did the inkjet printer kill himself?

He drank cyan-ide.

What did the other traffic cone say to the other?

"Look away, I'm changing!"

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.