The jokes
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!