The jokes
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Memes
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.