The jokes
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.