The jokes
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
P.S. Please comment and like!
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
The (DYM 72).
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.