The jokes
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
Memes
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌