The jokes

Why did the skeleton die from laughter?

'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

What’s the best thing about a blowjob?

The silence.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿

If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?

"Maneater."

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).

The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?

Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.