The jokes
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
We forge the chains we wear in life.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.