The jokes

Wheelchair

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

Homework

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!

Hurricane

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

Orphan

What's the difference between bounties and orphans?

The bounty is wanted.

Tour Guide

I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.

Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.

Orphan

Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?

Because his parents wouldn't let him.

Life

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

Apple

What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?

An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.

Orphan

Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?

Because there is no home button.

Cyclist

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

Midget

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, because it’s the normal person's height.

Toy

Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.

Kid

What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

Triangle

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.