The jokes
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Memes
Amazing idea
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.