The jokes
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
You. You're the joke.
Memes
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.