The jokes
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.