The jokes
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Memes
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...