The jokes
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Memes
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!