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Fish

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Chocolate

What is the difference between chocolate and sex?

I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.

Memes

The memes

Orange Soda

I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.

Computer

Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.

Orphan

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

Number

Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!

Fan

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

Orphan

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

Pane

What did the window say to the door?

"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"

Get it?

Dog

What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?

"It won't be long now..."

Shirt

What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?

"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"

Get it?

Trump

He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

Scratch

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Time

Time for a random Terraria joke.

Q: Why did the guide die at his house?

A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.

(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!