The jokes
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
School is the best!
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.