The jokes

I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.

It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!

Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?

Because he can't sign the parent's signature.

Why doesn’t the sun go to college?

Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀

What is the postman's favorite fruit?

Water-mail-on.

Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!

I always press the stop button to see you.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.

Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!

Why is there A/C in hospitals?

So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.

School is the best!

What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the hobo cross the road?

To get the rotten donut on the other side.