The jokes
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Memes
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)