The jokes
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.