The jokes
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
Memes
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."