The jokes
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Memes
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌